The whole Syrian refugee snafu inspired me, so I had to sing a song of praise for the bravery and gallantry of our esteemed opponents.
By all means, sing with me.
The Brave Knights of Nope!
(sung, somewhat, to the tune of Brave Sir Robin from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
The Brave Knights of Nope! Riiding into town! They were not afraid to die, Riding for the crown. They were not at all afraid To get us killed in nasty ways Brave brave brave Knights of Nope
They were not in the least bit scared to send us into war. To get our soldiers shot, and their bodies broken When the brave brave Knights were called to join the fight, They heaved forth with their gallant war cry 'Nope!'
The Brave Knights of Nope Bravely Ran Away
Bravely ran away away!
When they faced a child o'three They bravely left a puddle of pee When Daeshbags reared their ugly head They bravely turned their tails and fled. Bravely boarding up their homes leaving babes tossed in the foam.
Bravest of the brave, Knights of Nope!
(for those of you who don’t know the music)
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